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President president@tbp

Ariel Plantz
Ariel Plantz arielplantz@tbp
Hi, I'm Ariel and I am a 3rd year Chemical Engineering major from Connecticut. I love Joe Biden, Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana, and Ludacris.

Vice President vp@tbp

Angela Hou
Angela Hou angela@tbp
Third year chemical engineering major from LA. I love hand lettering and aesthetic walls && I also have a unhealthy addiction to boba :^)
Garrett Go
Garrett Go garrettgo28@tbp
Hi everyone! I am a second-year IEOR major from Ohio/ New Jersey. I came to Cal for the weather, but I miss Shake Shack and primetime television at reasonable hours.

Recording Secretary rsec@tbp

Danny Chu
Danny Chu dchu@tbp
Short and sweet.

Corresponding Secretary csec@tbp

Jarrod Hsu
Jarrod Hsu jarrod@tbp

Treasurer treasurer@tbp

Zirui Jiang
Zirui Jiang ziruij@tbp
Third year NucE who likes GoT

Activities activities@tbp

collin yan
collin yan collinyan@tbp
A man wakes up in a dingy slum with no memory of how he got there. He wanders around aimlessly before he finds even one person who will talk to him. Some ratty beggar on the street turns out to be nice enough to explain where he is. "You're in the afterlife!" he tells the man, "But you must have been a real shithead when you were alive, because this is the fourth ring, and only the worst people come here." All of a sudden, a siren goes off, one of those air-raid things. The man is terrified but the beggar gets up calmly and leads him to a big, dilapidated warehouse where thousands of other similarly unkempt souls are gathering. When the man asks why they're all here, the beggar points to a line of folding tables against the wall. Each table has some moldy bread, cups of dingy water, and some bowls of broth so thin they could have just run out of cups. Only then does the man realize how hungry he is. A guard in heavy body armor blows a whistle and all the people arrange themselves into three lines. The beggar is helpful enough to explain them for the man. "That one's the bread line, that's the broth line, and that's the water line. All the food here is free, but if you want to get out of this maggot hole, you've got to work, because the gate guards into the third ring ask five hundred dollars to get through. I've heard the food is better there." So the man gets his food. It's abominable, and right then and there, he vows to make five hundred dollars and get into the third ring. Unfortunately for him, very few people need work in the afterlife, especially when all of them are saving up to emigrate. Even still, after ten years of hard work, eating the moldy bread and indistinguishable soup and water, he finally saves up enough money. The guards let him through and he finds himself in the third ring. It's nothing too fancy, if anything, it's a bit below average for a real city, but to his eyes it is paradise. All the guards look much friendlier, and the houses and buildings, while not spacious or lavish, are at least up to code. And to his surprise, he runs right into a familiar former beggar as he crosses the street. "What are the odds?" they both ask and they get to conversing. The beggar, it turns out, only managed to make it in himself a few months back. Their conversation is interrupted, however, by what sounds like a school bell. When the man seems confused, the beggar leads him to what looks like a giant gymnasium. Here, people are gathering once again, and the man begins to understand. On a line of folding tables against one wall are stacks of hot dogs, big bowls of salad, and solo cups full of fresh lemonade. A cop shouts for everyone's attention and directs them all to stand in three lines. The beggar smiles at the man's wonder and points to each line in turn. "That's the hot dog line, that's the salad line, and that's the lemonade line." The man gets in each line in turn and gets himself his lunch. While he's eating, basking in joy at not being stuck with old bread and water, the beggar encourages him, "The best part is, halfway through the year, they switch from hot dogs, salad, and lemonade to chicken, chili, and hot chocolate. You can never get tired of it!" Sadly, this proved not to be true. After only a few days, the man did again get tired of the same meal every day. But he knew firsthand that he could change his lot, so one day he went up to the wall of the second circle. This time the guards were asking for ten thousand dollars. Well, the man didn't like it, but he figured he had his whole afterlife ahead of him now that he was out of the fourth circle, and he could certainly take some time to save up. After ten years of hard work, it wasn't too difficult for him to keep up the work ethic, and only twenty years later, he went back to the guards of the second ring with the money in hand. He went through the gate and found himself in a glittering, clean city full of glass and steel. And wouldn't you know it, but there, standing across the street was the same beggar, only now he was wearing a well-fitted suit. The man greeted the beggar as an old friend and they started talking again. Once again, their conversation was interrupted, only this time it was by beautiful church bells. "Come," the beggar told him, "I'll take you to the evening meal." So the man followed and they entered a glamorous ballroom filled with beautiful attendees. Even the cops here looked good, dressed in suits and sunglasses like bodyguards. And sure enough, piled onto platters on huge mahogany tables against the far wall were plates of steak, bowls of the most delicious seafood soups, and glasses of champagne. One of the bodyguards cleared his throat loudly and politely requested that the attendees line up. Three lines were formed and the beggar pointed each line out in turn. "That's the steak line, that's the soup line, and that's the champagne line," and then he added, "and apparently here, they change the meals FOUR times a year!" The man rejoiced, ate, and was happy, and for once felt that nothing was lacking. Four changes a year was enough for him. But one day, out of curiosity, he went up to the bodyguards that guarded the gate into the first and final ring of the afterlife and found they were asking for a million dollars to pass. Well the man was a bit disturbed by this, after all, the second ring seemed perfect to him. "What is it," he thought, "that could possibly be more wonderful than what I have here?" That question haunted him for weeks until he came to a conclusion. He was used to working hard and he had all of eternity to save up, so he wanted, just once to see what he could possibly be missing in the first ring. Fifty years later, he returned to the guards with a million dollars. When he stepped into the first ring he fell to his knees. The architecture was glorious and inhuman, and the bodyguard had turned into shining angels. To his surprise, someone helped him up off the street and when he looked, he realized he recognized who it was--it was the beggar he met in the fourth ring, adorned in a golden robe and glowing, and when he looked down at himself he realized he looked much the same. The beggar laughed jovially. "I got here only three years ago myself, but somehow I knew you would be right here behind me. I've come back to this gate every day waiting for you to make it in!" Suddenly, the air was filled with the sound of angelic choirs and the beggar led the man off to a gigantic palace made of crystal and cloud. The room was filled with radiant citizens of the first circle and angels prepared everything. Sure enough, there was a line of massive altars against one wall, spilling over with glistening golden dragon meat, a pudding refined from clouds and dew and silk, and an ice cold tub of ambrosia and nectar ladled out individually into blindingly beautiful crystalline chalices. An angel fluttered from the ceiling and bowed silently to the assembled mass, who bowed respectfully back and then broke themselves into their lines on their own. Smiling at the tradition, the beggar pointed to the first line. "That's the line for the dragon meat," he said before turning to the next line, "and that's the line for angeldust stew," then he paused, confused. "What is it?" the man asked his old friend. The beggar replied, "There appears to be no punchline." Download link for a virus:
David Han
David Han dhan7173@tbp
Leon Xu
Leon Xu leonxu@tbp
Eric Wang
Eric Wang ericandwang@tbp

Industrial Relations indrel@tbp

Won Ryu
Won Ryu wonryu@tbp
s u h d u d e...2nd year CS & ChemE
Reini Lin
Reini Lin reinilin@tbp
Second-year book enthusiast, Bay Area native, and dark chocolate aficionado. Fond of Greek mythology, Studio Ghibli, and matcha-flavored desserts.
Andy Reddy
Andy Reddy andyreddy16@tbp
Keahooi Hung
Keahooi Hung keahung@tbp
uwu owo uwu
Albert Qian
Albert Qian ayqian22@tbp
I'm IEOR: What my friends think I (can't) do: EECS. What TBPers think I do: So what is IEOR actually?. What society thinks I do: Run a steel mill. What I think I do: Run Disneyland What I actually do: Screw around with matrices.

Professional Development prodev@tbp

Elizabeth Pegg
Elizabeth Pegg epegg@tbp
I'm a second year Materials Science and Engineering major from San Diego who likes to try new foods, read good books, and do science.
Seung Jin Yang
Seung Jin Yang seungjin@tbp
Hey, you! Yeah, YOU OVER THERE, nice to meet you! I study EECS here at Berkeley, mainly interested in technology and other stuff(TM). My interests are interspersed here and there, so feel free to strike a conversation with me about anything and everything!
Josh DeWitt
Josh DeWitt jdewitt@tbp
Danny Chu
Danny Chu dchu@tbp
Short and sweet.

Publicity publicity@tbp

Shahzar Rizvi
Shahzar Rizvi shahzar@tbp
Quentin Delepine
Quentin Delepine qube5@tbp
Alex Leung
Alex Leung aleung@tbp
Hi everyone, I am a fourth year, from Fremont, California. I'm double majoring in Bioengineering and MSE. My hobbies are reading, as well as browsing the news/articles on the internet.
Sallie Johnson
Sallie Johnson salliejohnson@tbp

Engineering 98 e98@tbp

Lily Shiau
Lily Shiau lshiau@tbp
Nirmaan Shanker
Nirmaan Shanker nshanker@tbp
Third year Joint EECS/MSE major from DC who wants to focus on device engineering. Usually can be found watching a Washington Wizards game.
Chad Wakamiya
Chad Wakamiya cwakamiya@tbp

Information Technology it@tbp

Owen Voorhees
Owen Voorhees owenvoorhees@tbp
Hi! I'm Owen, a 3rd year EECS student from Hinsdale, Illinois. I enjoy programming, reading, and running. TBP is also pretty cool.
Pranav Pranav
Pranav Pranav srinivasapranav@tbp
Sup? I'm a 4th year EECS & Business major from Portland, Oregon and Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I like basketball and cool technology, so that's why I'm on IT :) Feel free to contact me for anything!
Seung Jin Yang
Seung Jin Yang seungjin@tbp
Hey, you! Yeah, YOU OVER THERE, nice to meet you! I study EECS here at Berkeley, mainly interested in technology and other stuff(TM). My interests are interspersed here and there, so feel free to strike a conversation with me about anything and everything!
Danny Geitheim
Danny Geitheim dgeitheim@tbp
Hobbies: Playing sports (tennis, soccer, basketball, frisbee, snowboarding, skateboarding), video games, board/card games, watching movies, hanging out
Shemuel Ong
Shemuel Ong shemuelong@tbp
Darren Huang
Darren Huang darren@tbp

Historian historian@tbp

Danny Campbell
Danny Campbell dcampbell1133@tbp
Vincent Chan
Vincent Chan vincentchan@tbp
Rachel Li
Rachel Li rachel@tbp
Andrew Wang
Andrew Wang andrewawang@tbp
hi im a 3rd year eecs. i got a bunch of eclectic hobbies that i probably spend more time on than classwork :/
Jason Xu
Jason Xu jasonx@tbp

Student and Alumni Relations stars@tbp

Thomas Lin
Thomas Lin thomas6572@tbp
Hi! I'm a fourth year Chemical Engineering student from Fremont, CA. My hobbies include endless YouTubing and watching random movies. Feel free to come say hi or waive if you see me around :) I promise I won't bite.
Sunny Chen
Sunny Chen chensun@tbp
You need to vibrate higher so you can capture the opening of the portal that connects this earth of 3D to one earth of 4D or 5D
Michael Hong
Michael Hong michaelhong@tbp
Hi, my name is Michael! I’m a 3rd year Mechanical Engineering Major & Japanese Language/Math double minor from LA, hoping to pursue a PhD in Mechanical Engineering. I am studying abroad this Summer 2018 at the University of Tokyo, conducting MechE research in Thermodynamics with UTokyo faculty (which I’m super excited about). My favorite hobbies include studying Japanese, playing piano, watching the NBA, playing Osu, watching anime/dramas, and playing basketball. I love talking about any of my interests, so if we have anything in common (or if you have any drama recs), hit me up! :D

Service service@tbp

 Neel Raman
Neel Raman neelraman@tbp
Brittany Wais
Brittany Wais brittanywais@tbp
Peter Zhu
Peter Zhu peterzhu@tbp
A uniform beam walks into a bar. The barman asks, "What would you like, good sir?" The beam replies "Ummm… just give me a moment."
Sean Roh
Sean Roh sroh@tbp
Hello, I'm a second year BioE. I love listening to podcasts, playing board games, and Star Trek.

House Leader house-leaders@tbp

Alex Yang
Alex Yang alex688y@tbp
Abner Abad
Abner Abad abnerabad12@tbp
Second year Chemical Engineer from Orange County.
Arnav Raha
Arnav Raha arnavraha@tbp

Projects projects@tbp

Eric Hu
Eric Hu erichu57023@tbp
Have you ever thought about why we need to pay for access to clean water? Bottled water companies like Dasani and regional water providers like Cal Am love to charge you HUNDREDS on this effectively worthless chemical, but do they ever tell you the full truth? Have you ever heard their representatives make a statement regarding the FACT that the human body is, on average, 70% WATER? Consider for a moment the ramifications that such insight, if elucidated to the general public, might have on the general public's perception of such CORPORATE CORRUPTION... instead, these companies continue to TAKE ADVANTAGE of our COLLECTIVE SILENCE to charge us ridiculous premiums on a "resource" that ALREADY MAKES UP 70% OF OUR BODY WEIGHT!!! And the governments of the world continue to turn a blind eye to this TRAVESTY! And why wouldn't they, when the corporate taxes, or should I say, TRIBUTES, pay their annual bonuses so they and their children can live in DECADENCE, unconcerned with the PLIGHT OF THE WORKING CLASS? This is just one more example of how the lawmakers that, let me remind you, THE PEOPLE "VOTED" FOR, are merely PAWNS in an ELUSIVE GAME OF CORPORATE DOMINATION AND CONTROL!!! And I, the venerable Prometheus, have seen through this WEB OF LIES, CONSPIRACY AND CORRUPTION, stole FIRE FROM THE GODS and bestowed it upon you, that you might TAKE ACTION, RISE UP, IGNITE REVOLUTION, and CUT THE STRINGS OF POWER held in the GREEDY HANDS of our CORPORATE MASTERS!!! Now is the time to SET YOURSELF FREE!!! But it will be a long, rough and arduous process, so make sure to keep yourself hydrated.
Reini Lin
Reini Lin reinilin@tbp
Second-year book enthusiast, Bay Area native, and dark chocolate aficionado. Fond of Greek mythology, Studio Ghibli, and matcha-flavored desserts.
Lucio Tang
Lucio Tang luciotang@tbp
HI! I'm a fourth year (yikes) in ChemE and Material Science from New Jersey. I enjoy running up Berkeley hills, eating out with my roommates, listening to the poppiest of pop songs, and watching European football (soccer). These days, I'm usually stuck in the basement of Hildebrand but feel free to talk to me about anything!
Brian Jeffers
Brian Jeffers bjeffers@tbp
Hey! I'm a third-year premed Bioengineering major. My favorite hobbies are sleeping, eating, and existing in general.